Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee

Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee

Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo

Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo

Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou

Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo

Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle

'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch

You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax Grandma's mustache

And lay out here socks and make sure they match

Whoa, you gotta help out your Gram

Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo

A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo

Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang

A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang

Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo

A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo

Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta shave Grandma's poodle

'Cause Grandma would do the same for you

You gotta libby, you gotta labby, you gotta hug Grandma even though she's flabby

'Cause you should know Grandmas are people too

Whoa, you gotta love your Gram

Now if you listened to the words of this song

You know they're coming straight from the heart

Never make fun of your Grandma

Even when she rips a juicy fart

And remember to dip, you gotta doodle

You gotta stop playing with your noodle

'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind

You gotta gipper, you gotta giper, you gotta change Grandma's diaper

And then pretend that you really didn't mind

Whoa, respect to the Grandma