Yes man

As the World Turns

We all experience things in life

Trials and Tribulations

That we all must go through

When someone wants to test us

When someone tries our patience

I hang with a bunch of hippies

and wacky tobacco planters

Who swallow lit roaches

and light up like jack-o-lanterns

Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts

Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source.

They never should've booted me out of reform school.

Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool.

They threw me out the Ramada Inn

I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

It all started when my mother took my bike away.

Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers.

Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors.

Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman.

Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin.

And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is that.

May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class.

That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?).

Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig.

She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig.

Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig.

I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!).

It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming.

Grabbed that bitch by her hair

Drug her across the ground.

And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down.

Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop.

While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop.

As the World Turns

These are the days of our lives

These are the things that we must go through.

Day by day.

We drive around in million dollar sports cars.

While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards.

Outsiders, and we suing the courts

Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source.

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat.

Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at.

Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage.

Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch.

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya".

I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza.

But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month.

But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt.

But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers.

Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist.

So give me all your money?

And don't try nothin funny

Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me .

I went to grab my gun.

Thats when her ass put it on me

Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry.

I fell through the glass doors

Started causin a scene.

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine.

Jumped up with a broken back.

Thank god I was smokin crack all day

And doped up off coke and smack.

All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse.

Now I wanna kill her.

But so I gotta catch her first

Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut.

Saw the house she ran up in

And shot her fuckin porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut.

Looked around the room.

Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut.

I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!

You might as well come out now.

She said "Come in, its unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne.

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn.

She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted".

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her.

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her.

I started to beg "No, please let go"

But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll.

With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick.

Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!

Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it.

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)

Come here bitch!

Come here!

Take this motherfuckin dick!

Bitch, come here!

Chorus to fade

And as we go along

Throughout the days of our lives

We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday

That we must go through

These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere

Every day

Every single day the world keeps turning